Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Game Winners.

Congratulations to the surviving assassin with the most kills... Whitney Deng!


The clan with the most cummulative kills was Spaghetti-Hos! Congratulations for being the deadliest group of people in APhiO.


Good job, assassins. It's been a good round. Until next semester..watch your back.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Surviving Assasins

Abantao, Justin
Wong, Teresa
Lieu, Virginia
Chu, Mindy
Deng, Whitney
Lam, Cindy
Vu, Christine (JM)

As of 04/27/2010

Kills [#54-5]

Just as the program was to be shut down, two more assassins completed additional assignments. Details of the targets' deaths have been locked away as the program begins its filing and storage. The records of this run of project Gamma Gamma Assassins will soon be put in storage, and these last two victims were lucky enough to make the cut.

Liz Tran and Tiffany Sham were murdered as the last seconds ticked away for project GGA.

Kills [#53]

The reports of completed assignments following elections continue to roll in. Our agent was one among many who saw what a great opportunity it was, seeing as all the targets were present and the assassin could easily be lost in a crowd after killing off the target. This target was no exception to the thirst of our assassins.

Stanley Hua died of blood loss after being sliced across the chest as he exited the room.

Kills [#52]

Our agent was kind enough to allow the target to enjoy some entertainment before moving in for the kill. The target was followed to a sort of display of talent, and killed shortly thereafter, his head set upon the stage for the next audience to enjoy. Before leaving, the agent explained to the lifeless head how it had only been right for our assassin to avenge his/her family.

Timothy Liao was decapitated in the name of revenge.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Surviving Assassins

Liao, Timothy
Tran, Elizabeth
Abantao, Justin
Wong, Teresa
Sham, Tiffany
Lieu, Virginia
Chu, Mindy
Hua, Stanley
Deng, Whitney
Lam, Cindy
Vu, Christine (JM)

As of 04/18/2010

Kills [#51]

The first successful target kill since the ambushes following elections, the target was too engrossed in game play to notice an assassin had locked sights on her. The target thought her worst luck of the night had been righted with a "Get out of jail free" card, but what followed the game makes her brief stay in a board game jail seem like..what it is. A game. Life doesn't offer second chances.

Beckie Siu was killed as she walked home, too distracted by her game play good luck to worry about what shadows may hide.

Kills [#49-50]

The gathering of elections claimed two more targets. The details of this kill are shrouded in so much secrecy and high level clearance, even an identifying photo of the second target is not able to be released. It is known, though, that both targets were eliminated and then dumped at their respective clan hideouts.

Amy Yee and Jessica Trieu were [details omitted].

Kills [#46-8]

At the same elections, another clan had actually be planning their kills together. As the assassin's report reads: "The 'Clan' was annoyed by the long election. So to make sitting through the election worth their while, they decided to go out and kill. They killed anyone who came out the door. People they knew and people they never met in their life. With the help of the Clan's apprentice, one member had a killing streak: Janice Cho, Mindy Chuang, and Melissa Ng. Thus, this member announces his/her retirement from the Clan. He/she wishes her Clan luck."

Kills [#45]

Elections wore out the energy in the best of us. Some assassins kept their senses sharp, however, when they realized how opportune the moment was to strike when the targets were slow, sluggish, and unsuspecting.

The first target of the night was caught up with her own clan. The assassin, thinking that perhaps the target was attempting to become the next assassin, struck before anything could come from the clan gathering.

Minnie Dasgupta was shot in the back of her head, falling forward into the center of her family gathering.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Commence Final Round

Surviving assassins, as of 04/13/2010.

Liao, Timothy
Tran, Elizabeth
Ng, Melissa
Chuang, Mindy
Abantao, Justin
Wong, Teresa
Yee, Amy
Sham, Tiffany
Siu, Beckie
Lieu, Virginia
Chu, Mindy
Trieu, Jessica
Hua, Stanley
Cho, Hyun A
Deng, Whitney
Lam, Cindy
Vu, Christine (JM)
Dasgupta, Minnie



Rules of the final round.

ALL methods of killing are enabled for the surviving assassins. This entails the use of post-it notes, socks, and hats with the target's name visible.

It is still open season. Targets will not be assigned. Check the active assassin list for who is fair game.

The top assassin (single player with the most kills) will receive a free banquet ticket.

The top clan (small family with the most kills) will receive a prize to be determined by the chairs.

The final round is now in effect. Good luck, assassins. May the strongest and most stealthy stand alone at the end.

Kills [#44]

It was well known that the target regularly went to meet her superiors at a location only known as "Naia Lounge." Targets should have figured out by now that routines are easily tracked and exploited by our assassins. In Naia lounge the target was shadowed and our assassin attacked her under guise of offering a simple beanie.

Liane Chun died from an infection of genetically mutated, carnivorous lice.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Kills [#43]

After a weekend of brotherhood and growth in the name of LFS, the target must have felt safe. He was, after all, surrounded by brothers. Supposedly. Unfortunately for the target, this kind of environment is amazing cover for our assassins. Under guise of a friendly brother, our assassin moved in without detection and slipped out in the same manner.

Daniel Chung was cornered in the parking structure of Sacramento State and shot.

Kills [#42]

Direct from report:

"Stephen was just facebooking away on his computer. Until someone stabbed him in the back. He turned around to see his murderer. He then tried to type the name of his murderer on his status. But of course, his murderer stopped him and changed his status to: 'What your back Janice Cho, you are next.'"

Stephen Hom was not only killed, but hacked.

Kills [#41]

The reports from our parking lot ambush are still rolling in. This victim was distracted while her comrades were knocked down, one by one. By what? It appears that she was found looking at her reflection in a car window. Maybe she was looking at herself, but that will never be known for sure now that she's been silenced.

Connie Chan couldn't dodge the attack quick enough, distracted as she was, and died sandwiched between two cars.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Kills [#40]

He thought he had worked his way into the hearts of the brothers. He thought he had found protection in the dedicated he had shown to the brotherhood, but he was mistaken. The target was allowed one last weekend with the brotherhood before he was eliminated. His dying word mirrored that of another brother. Perhaps it had been their friendship that led to both of their demises. Or our agents were just amazingly active this weekend.

Anthony Chiang died with the word, "Smash," on his lips.

Kills [#38-9]


Following campout, the target let down his guard. What a mistake. His death was a violent one as he trashed about at the hands of his attacker, fighting the inevitable end. Once he finally realized his time had come, the target used his last breath to request the death of another. The attacker was only too happy to oblige.

Ken Shimizu was strangled to death in a parking lot.

As per request of the deceased, the attacker moved on to the next target immediately following. The target was not hard to find as he was in the same vicinity. Coincidence? All the attacker knew was that it was very convenient. Maybe it was meant to be that these two targets were eliminated at the attacker's hands.

David Li was stabbed in the back, falling to the ground with one word, "Smash."

Kills [#36-7]


"Nancy Chu and Vansen Wong was drying themselves. I figured, it was time to
revenge my littles. Walked behind her when she wasn't looking and BAM
Nancy Chu. She was confused, until she saw the post-it note in the hat,
she realized she was dead.

"Vansen Wong witness this murder, So I thought
he would be suspicious. So I asked one of my littles who was his trainee
to lure him in with Hersey's cookie and cream chocolate bar. He died
happily."